「我離港前到過一間精神科醫院。當時有位病人禮貌地問,一個以作為世上最悠久民主政體而自傲的國家,如何能夠將此地交給一個政治制度非常不同的國家,且既沒諮詢當地公民,又沒給予他們民主的前景,好讓他們捍衞自己的將來。一個隨行同事說,奇怪,香港提出最理智問題的人,竟在精神科醫院。」彭定康 金融時報

“During a visit to a mental hospital before I left Hong Kong, a patient politely asked me how a country that prided itself on being the oldest democracy in the world had come to be handing over his city to another country with a very different system of government, without either consulting the citizens or giving them the prospect of democracy to safeguard their future. Strange, said one of my aides, that the man with the sanest question in Hong Kong is in a mental hospital.”Chris Patten Financial Times

Non Chinese literate friends, please simply switch to English Version provided by LOUSY Google Translation

Please participate in the unregistered demography survey of visitors at the right hand side bar. You are: ?

敬請參與在右下方的不記名訪客分佈調查問卷,你是: ?

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

人到中年要驗眼

人到中年要驗眼



人生七十古來稀!

三十 plus 的男性朋友們,我們即是”中年男人“,

網友說:『過了廿五,時間就覺得過得特別快!』


Some people said:

You can't stay YOUNG forever,
but you can be IMMATURE for the rest of your LIFE !



and other people said:

If you look into the mirror,
and see a beer belly,
wrinkle besides your eye lids,
your hairline is retreating,
a piece of grey hair.

Think of the bright side,
your Eyesight is still working WELL !




But, how can I miss the one below,
EYE TEST CHART (For the boys only!)

Boys,let's testing your eyesight 兄弟們考考你的眼力!



Click at the picture to enlarge 點擊上圖可放大圖片




Oh! my friend 朋友!


NO SEX


CAUSES


BAD EYES



Hey! YOU, really clicked to see the Enlarged Picture?

你真的點擊了,想看看放大了的圖片?

Time Flies! 時光飛逝!


《註》:圖片由蛇竇提供,可惜沒有一張,給女性訪客的驗眼表。
《Remark》:Picture sourced from Snakeden,sorry for no alternate Eye Test Chart for the ladies.


我的舊文:時光如逝水




7 comments:

港男大力 said...

Great Picture~!
Haha...不得不給你一個讚!!
笑到我...

微豆 Haricot said...

>> ... 你真的點擊了,想看看放大了的圖片?

As they say in marketing, sex works every time. So, Space proves once again that middle-age men (aka 麻甩佬) are the most gullible !!! Not only did they click on the photo once and saw nothing (SUCKER!!), they even saved the photo and then click it AGAIN and still saw nothing (SUCKER X2).

Of course, I did exactly just that - strictly for scientific research purposes !!!!

XDDDD!!!

macy said...

oh! 被騙了! 我都click左 ><

咁則係話, 我表面上係個中女,骨子內係中佬!?

the inner space said...

先要多謝各位在讀完後留言!

the inner space said...

大力哥,歡迎光臨!得你一提必更多朋友點擊放大來驗眼力。不過,相信頗多朋友,都是驗完眼,知道雙眼沒問題就離開了。

the inner space said...

微豆兄:certainly,your scientific approach proved to be very fruitful!

the inner space said...

Macy姐,祇是多驗一次眼啫!一次半次是不能證實。