我的志願
我自少小就冇乜志氣，最初想學人做扯皮條，即是幫妓女搭路，搵客包埋做馬伕。聽埋 "為哥死，為哥忙，為哥訓落彈簧床"，但冇潛質，冇乜特長，去做姑爺仔。
之後，就想學人做刀手，唔系黑社會個d，是燒味店鋪個d刀手，斬叉燒，斬油雞，斬燒肉，斬燒鵝，幾盞鬼，鐘意邊件就邊件，唔好意思跌左落砧板底!
哈哈，之後又有得食勒，但卻不嗜酒，玉冰燒不是我杯水。
最後，落得如此下場。
瘋人瘋語
「我離港前到過一間精神科醫院。當時有位病人禮貌地問，一個以作為世上最悠久民主政體而自傲的國家，如何能夠將此地交給一個政治制度非常不同的國家，且既沒諮詢當地公民，又沒給予他們民主的前景，好讓他們捍衞自己的將來。一個隨行同事說，奇怪，香港提出最理智問題的人，竟在精神科醫院。」彭定康 金融時報 “During a visit to a mental hospital before I left Hong Kong, a patient politely asked me how a country that prided itself on being the oldest democracy in the world had come to be handing over his city to another country with a very different system of government, without either consulting the citizens or giving them the prospect of democracy to safeguard their future. Strange, said one of my aides, that the man with the sanest question in Hong Kong is in a mental hospital.”Chris Patten Financial Times
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9 comments:
好少見你寫啲咁搞笑嘅文章喎,
抵讚!
咁你最後係咪變咗個斬叉燒嘅光頭佬呢?? :o
wahaha.... XD
好少見你寫啲咁搞笑嘅文章喎
寫好左好耐架喇, 等到e+至敢登出來, 搞笑下笑!
幸好 心空媽當年跎著我時吃得多鈣, 我頭髮濃密, 而且堅硬堅挺如鐵線, 雖然給我一些小麻煩, 但並冇脫髮禿頭的煩腦.
:p
Miss Lu,
Welcome to my blog again thanks for your comment!
>>等到e+至敢登出來
點解喎? 咪幾好！
害怕d 網上警察找上門嘛!
e+我的紀錄良好, 他們知我是攪笑話!
哩篇幾好吖,
有什麼問題會被人捉呢??
hahaha, 個刀手似我多啲！
哈哈哈！劉朗兄你講佢啲快刀？ 還是他的體型or 髮型！
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