瘋人瘋語

「我離港前到過一間精神科醫院。當時有位病人禮貌地問,一個以作為世上最悠久民主政體而自傲的國家,如何能夠將此地交給一個政治制度非常不同的國家,且既沒諮詢當地公民,又沒給予他們民主的前景,好讓他們捍衞自己的將來。一個隨行同事說,奇怪,香港提出最理智問題的人,竟在精神科醫院。」彭定康 金融時報

“During a visit to a mental hospital before I left Hong Kong, a patient politely asked me how a country that prided itself on being the oldest democracy in the world had come to be handing over his city to another country with a very different system of government, without either consulting the citizens or giving them the prospect of democracy to safeguard their future. Strange, said one of my aides, that the man with the sanest question in Hong Kong is in a mental hospital.”Chris Patten Financial Times

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Sunday, October 21, 2007

悶來玩 打油詩

悶來玩 打油詩


港台近來攪乜鬼,
個個變臉似鍾馗,
老朱首先求發難,
借拖艷女先走鬼.

張文新扮醉酒鬼,
午夜飛車趕返歸,
小事化大即認錯,
他朝也來早走鬼.

齊爾巧施苦肉計,
事因聲名漸不繼,
擁躉枉死確無辜,
大相頭版無走雞!


7 comments:

新鮮人 said...

致"士卑"兄,
身在番邦心在漢,
留意港聞好應當,
港台日衰確傍惶,
老朱咸濕老張狂,
醉酒揸車撞欄杆,
縫針留院心悲創,
早知危險把酒擋,
唔洗見報兼訓床!

Anonymous said...

上網可以睇香港新聞.
本地有明報加東版.
電視有無線衛星新聞,本港台美洲版,鳳凰衛視!

Anonymous said...

新鮮兄, Ruth 姐,

我個人覺得全是苦肉計!

Carrie said...

呢期真係好興打油詩咁wor...

The Inner Space said...

Carrie,

歡迎再訪!







是因為

無聊人詩社效應!

Anonymous said...

點解?????

最新留言處有錯????

新鮮人 said...

苦肉計????
多謝宣傳, 謝謝! :)