瘋人瘋語

「我離港前到過一間精神科醫院。當時有位病人禮貌地問,一個以作為世上最悠久民主政體而自傲的國家,如何能夠將此地交給一個政治制度非常不同的國家,且既沒諮詢當地公民,又沒給予他們民主的前景,好讓他們捍衞自己的將來。一個隨行同事說,奇怪,香港提出最理智問題的人,竟在精神科醫院。」彭定康 金融時報

“During a visit to a mental hospital before I left Hong Kong, a patient politely asked me how a country that prided itself on being the oldest democracy in the world had come to be handing over his city to another country with a very different system of government, without either consulting the citizens or giving them the prospect of democracy to safeguard their future. Strange, said one of my aides, that the man with the sanest question in Hong Kong is in a mental hospital.”Chris Patten Financial Times

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敬請參與在右下方的不記名訪客分佈調查問卷,你是: ?

Friday, October 24, 2008

九唔搭八


休假閑居中 其一

上水居民愛北上

皆因水貨有市場

鐵龍到此分兩線

皇崗羅湖雙益張





休假閑居中 其二

長洲賓客有增長

飽山飄色多捧場

輕舟源源載客至

旺丁旺市生意昌




4 comments:

新鮮人 said...

嚇死我,
仲以為你第二首係咸濕詩添! ^=^

Haricot 微豆 said...

Ha ha ha !!

Yes, there is a bit of "double entendre" in the 2nd poem :)

Anonymous said...

新鮮兄:
點會呢?

Anonymous said...

hari 兄:

甘你又寫寫 "double entendre" 果個版本喇!