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「我離港前到過一間精神科醫院。當時有位病人禮貌地問,一個以作為世上最悠久民主政體而自傲的國家,如何能夠將此地交給一個政治制度非常不同的國家,且既沒諮詢當地公民,又沒給予他們民主的前景,好讓他們捍衞自己的將來。一個隨行同事說,奇怪,香港提出最理智問題的人,竟在精神科醫院。」彭定康 金融時報

“During a visit to a mental hospital before I left Hong Kong, a patient politely asked me how a country that prided itself on being the oldest democracy in the world had come to be handing over his city to another country with a very different system of government, without either consulting the citizens or giving them the prospect of democracy to safeguard their future. Strange, said one of my aides, that the man with the sanest question in Hong Kong is in a mental hospital.”Chris Patten Financial Times

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Monday, July 30, 2007

Whatever~Anything~You decide

(1) Whatever

Men: What to have for dinner?

Women: Whatever...

Men: Why not we have steamboat?

Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face...

Men: All right, why not we have Sichuan cuisine?

Women: Yesterday ate Sichuan , today eat again?

Men: Hmm... I suggest we have seafood then.

Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea.

Men: Then what you suggest?

Women: Anyting.... go to (2)

o......r You decide... go to (3)

(2) Anything

Men: So what should we do now?

Women: Anything

Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie.

Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only.

Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?

Women: Exercise in such a hot day? You not feel tired meh?

Men: Then find a cafe and have drink.

Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep.

Men: Then what you suggest?

Women: You decide... go to (3)

o.....r Whatever... go back to (1)

(3) You decide

Men: Then we just go home lo...

Women: You decide!

Men: Let'S take A bus, I will accompany you.

Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la...

Men: Ok,we will take Taxi then.

W omen: Not worth it la... For such a short distance.

Men: All right, then we walk lo... Take a slow walk.

Women: What??? To walk with empty stomach who?

Men: Then what you suggest?

Women: Whatever.....go back to (1)

o................r Anyting....go back to (2)

今早在電郵收到的﹐想了一想﹐畫一張 Flow Chart「流程圖」﹐但呢個是 loop program﹐連超級電腦都玩死!



新鮮人 said...

重難答過哈佛試題! :p

The Inner Space said...

啊! 新鮮兄是長春藤系哈佛人。

macy said...


遇到d無主見的人, 我會幫佢喳埋主意.



遇到d主觀超強的人, 我會係適當範圍內,讓他/她話晒事.

所以只可接受1次 Whatever or Anything or You decide.

The Inner Space said...

看來不但這位女士甚有主見﹐大部份女性都是甚有主見哩! 祇是大部份的男性實在太差勁﹐總是猜不透﹐其實女的想甚麼!

macy said...

時代唔同左,坦白說,我覺得而家d女人好多主意,但又要扮尊重男人的意見,個心其實一早諗左想去邊,但又唔可以講出黎,所以米講Whatever or Anything or You decide咯,最好個男人估到女人想去邊,咁就啱佢心意.

而家d男人又反而無咩所謂,但係又要扮man有主見,見到個女人話Whatever or Anything or You decide,以為女人真係好似男人咁無所謂,咁胡亂按自己喜好出主意,偏偏唔明女人諗咩,米賴野!

The Inner Space said...



"要扮尊重男人的意見"係囉! 為了保護小男人的脆弱生靈﹐我好同意﹐女性好多時要委屈了自己!

新鮮人 said...


The Inner Space said...

" 何解? "