Monday, July 30, 2007

Whatever~Anything~You decide




(1) Whatever


Men: What to have for dinner?

Women: Whatever...

Men: Why not we have steamboat?

Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face...

Men: All right, why not we have Sichuan cuisine?

Women: Yesterday ate Sichuan , today eat again?

Men: Hmm... I suggest we have seafood then.

Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea.

Men: Then what you suggest?

Women: Anyting.... go to (2)


o......r You decide... go to (3)



(2) Anything



Men: So what should we do now?

Women: Anything

Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie.

Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only.

Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?

Women: Exercise in such a hot day? You not feel tired meh?

Men: Then find a cafe and have drink.

Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep.

Men: Then what you suggest?

Women: You decide... go to (3)

o.....r Whatever... go back to (1)



(3) You decide


Men: Then we just go home lo...

Women: You decide!

Men: Let'S take A bus, I will accompany you.

Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la...

Men: Ok,we will take Taxi then.

W omen: Not worth it la... For such a short distance.

Men: All right, then we walk lo... Take a slow walk.

Women: What??? To walk with empty stomach who?

Men: Then what you suggest?

Women: Whatever.....go back to (1)

o................r Anyting....go back to (2)




今早在電郵收到的﹐想了一想﹐畫一張 Flow Chart「流程圖」﹐但呢個是 loop program﹐連超級電腦都玩死!


想多一想﹐無怪熱戀中的情侶﹐可以由朝到晚對著﹐都唔會悶﹐而且藕藕細語﹐喋喋不休﹐因為咁玩法﹐幾時先至有結果。 






8 comments:

  1. 簡直是活人版寫照,
    我最怕聽到:『你話事啦!』
    重難答過哈佛試題! :p

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  2. 啊! 新鮮兄是長春藤系哈佛人。

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  3. 我都收到這個email.
    這是我的大腦程式:

    遇到d無主見的人, 我會幫佢喳埋主意.

    遇到d無主見又反對我的主意的人,絕交/分手.

    遇到d有主見的人,我會同佢傾下去邊度食,玩,坐,行.

    遇到d主觀超強的人, 我會係適當範圍內,讓他/她話晒事.

    所以只可接受1次 Whatever or Anything or You decide.

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  4. 看來不但這位女士甚有主見﹐大部份女性都是甚有主見哩! 祇是大部份的男性實在太差勁﹐總是猜不透﹐其實女的想甚麼!

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  5. 時代唔同左,坦白說,我覺得而家d女人好多主意,但又要扮尊重男人的意見,個心其實一早諗左想去邊,但又唔可以講出黎,所以米講Whatever or Anything or You decide咯,最好個男人估到女人想去邊,咁就啱佢心意.

    而家d男人又反而無咩所謂,但係又要扮man有主見,見到個女人話Whatever or Anything or You decide,以為女人真係好似男人咁無所謂,咁胡亂按自己喜好出主意,偏偏唔明女人諗咩,米賴野!

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  6. Macy:


    EXACTLY.....男性祇能怨你的腦袋是天生不及女性的腦袋進化。


    "要扮尊重男人的意見"係囉! 為了保護小男人的脆弱生靈﹐我好同意﹐女性好多時要委屈了自己!

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  7. " 何解? "



    新鮮兄指何解我估你是哈佛人?
    因為你話難個哈佛的試題﹐咁一定係試過喇!

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